Humor: New Dog Breeds


The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

  Collie + Lhasa Apso =   Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

  Spitz + Chow Chow =  Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

  Pointer + Setter =  Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

  Great Pyrenees + Dachshund =  Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

  Pekingese + Lhasa Apso =  Peekasso, an abstract dog

  Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel =  Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

  Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever =  Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

  Newfoundland + Basset Hound =  Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

  Terrier + Bulldog =  Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

  Bloodhound + Labrador =  Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

  Malamute + Pointer =  Moot Point, owned by...oh well, it doesn't matter anyway

  Collie + Malamute =  Commute, a dog that travels to work

  Deerhound + Terrier =  Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

  Bull Terrier + Shitzu =  Bull Shitzu, a gregarious but unreliable breed

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