How Many Dogs Does it Take to
Change a Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've
got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's
not up to code.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
Labrador Retriever: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change
the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet
in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I
just ate was a light bulb?
Updated October 2000
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