Humor: Famous Dog Quotes


Dogs Rule!!!

  • "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." -- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
  • "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -- Ben Williams
  • "Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." -- Unknown
  • "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." -- Unknown
  • "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." -- Unknown
  • "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." -- Mark Twain
  • "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." -- Rita Rudner

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