Humor: Cat Quotes


  • "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." --Albert Schweitzer
  • "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." --Unknown
  • "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown
  • "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous
  • "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." --Jeff Valdez
  • "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb
  • "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley
  • "One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway
  • "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." --Mary Bly
  • "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch
  • "People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick
  • "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine
  • "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." --Ernest Menaul
  • "Time spent with cats is never wasted." --Colette
  • "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." --Joseph Wood Krutch
  • "Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit."


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