Humor: Canine Proverbs


  • "Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein
  • "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -- Ben Williams
  • "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." -- August Strindberg
  • "Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." -- Unknown
  • "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies." -- Gene Hill
  • "Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant." -- Unknown
  • "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -- James Thurber
  • "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear." -- Dave Barry


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